^5

High Five!

2U2

To you too

AAMOF

As A Matter Of Fact

AFAIK

As Far As I Know

AFK

Away From Keyboard

AFU

All Fucked Up

AKA

Also Known As

AMF

Adios, Motherf*cker!

AOL

Army Of Lamers

ASAP

As Soon As Possible

BBIAB

Be Back in a Bit

BBIAF

Be Back in a Few

BBL

Be Back Later

BBN

Bye Bye Now

BBS

Be Back Soon

BCNU

Be Seein' You

BEG

Big Evil Grin

BF

Boy Friend

BFD

Big Fucking Deal

BFN

Bye For Now

BIF

Basic In Fact

BOT

Back On Topic

BRB

Be Right Back

BTSOOM

Beats The Shit Out Of Me

BTW

By The Way

BWL

Bursting With Laughter

BYORL

Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher

C&G

Chuckle and Grin

C4N

Ciao For Now

CFD

Call For Discussion

CFV

Call For Vote       

CID

Crying In Disgrace

CNP...

Continued in Next Post

CSG

Chuckle Snicker Grin

CU

See You

CUL(8R)

See You Later

CYA

See Ya (tako|er: Cover Your Ass)    

CYAL8R

See You Later

DAMIFINO

Damn If I Know

DILLIGAF?

Do I Look Like I Give a Fuck?

DIY

Do It Yourself

DLTBBB

Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite

EG

Evil Grin

EMSG

Email Message

EOD

End Of Discussion

EOT

End Of Transmission

F2F

Face To Face/Flesh To Flesh

FAI

Frequently Argued Issue

FAQ

Frequently Asked Questions

FOAD

Fuck Off & Die

FOAF

Friend Of a Friend

FU

Fucked Up

FUBAB

Fucked Up Beyond All Belief

FUBAR

Fucked Up Beyond All Reason/Recognition/Repair

FUD (Spreading)

Fear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation

FWIW

For What It's Worth

FYA

For Your Amusement

FYEO

For Your Eyes Only

FYI

For Your Information

GAL

Get a Life

GF

Girl Friend

GFC

Going For Coffee

GFN

Gone For Now

GMBO

Giggling My Butt Off

GMTA

Great Minds Think Alike

GR&D

Grinning Running And Ducking

GRMBL

Grumble

GTG

Got To Go

GTSY

Glad To See You

H&K

Hugs and Kisses

HAB

Hot Asian Babe

HABU

Have A Better 'Un

HAGN

Have A Good Night

HAGU

Have A Good 'Un

HAND

Have a Nice Day

HHIS

Hanging Head in Shame

HTH

Hope This(That) Helps

IAC

In Any Case

IAE

In Any Event

IC

I See

IDGI

I Don't Get It

IGP

I Gotta Pee

IMHO

In My Humble Opinion

IMNSHO

In My Not So Humble Opinion

IMO

In My Opinion

IMPE

In My Previous/Personal Experience      

IMVHO

In My Very Humble Opinion    

IOW

In Other Words

IRL

In Real Life

IWALU

I Will Always Love You

JMO

Just My Opinion

JTLYK

Just To Let You Know

KISS

Keep It Simple Stupid

KIT

Keep In Touch

KOC

Kiss On Cheek

KOL

Kiss On Lips

L8R

Later

L8R G8R

Later 'Gater

LAGNAF

Let's All Get Naked And Fuck!

LHM

Lord Help Me

LHO

Laughing Head Off

LHU

Lord Help Us

LOL

Laughing Out Loud

LSHMBB

Laughing So Hard My Belly is Bouncing

LSHMBH

Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts

LTNS

Long Time No See

LTS

Laughing To Self

LUWAMH

Love You With All My Heart

LY

Love Ya

MfG

Mit Freundlichen Gruessen

MHOTY

My Hat's Off To You

MorF

Male or Female

MOTD

Message Of The Day

MOTSS

Members Of The Same Sex

NBIF

No Basis In Fact

NC

No Comment

NFW

No Fucking Way

NRN

No Reply Necessary

OIC

Oh, I See

OL

Old Lady (wife, girlfriend)

OM

Old Man (husband, boyfriend)

ONNA

Oh no, Not Again!

OOTB

Out Of The Box or Blue

OOTC

Obligatory On-topic Comment

OTOH

On The Other Hand

OTTOMH

Off The Top of My Head

PCMCIA

People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

PDS

Please Don't Shoot

PM

Private Message

PMFJI

Pardon Me For Jumping In

PMP

Peed My Pants

POAHF

Put On A Happy Face

Poof

Has left the chat room.

POV

Point Of View

QSL

Reply

QSO

Conversation

QT

Cutie

R/L

Real Life

REHI

Hello Again (re-Hi!)

RI&W

Read It And Weep

ROTFL

Rolling On The Floor Laughing

ROTFLAPMP

...And Peeing My Pants

ROTFLMAO

...My A** Off

ROTFLMAOAY

...My A** Off At You

ROTFLMAOWTIME

...With Tears In My Eyes

ROTFLUTS

...Unable to Speak

RSN

Real Soon Now

RTDox

Read The Documentations

RTFM

Read The Fuckin Manual!

RTFM fctc

Read The Fuckin Manual from cover to cover

RTM

Read The Manual

SETE

Smiling Ear To Ear

SHID

Slaps Head In Disgust

SHTSI

Somebody Had To Say It

SITD

Still In The Dark

SNAFU

Situation Normal, All Fucked Up

SO

Significant Other

SorG

Straight or Gay?

SWAK

Sealed With A Kiss

SWL

Screaming with Laughter

SYS

See You Soon

TA

Thanks Again

TANSTAAFL

There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch

TCOB

Taking Care Of Bussines

THX

Thanks

TIA

Thanks In Advance

TIC

Tongue In Cheek

TMTT

Too Much To Type

TOY

Thinking Of You

TTFN

Ta Ta For Now

TTYL

Talk To you Later

TTYL(8R)

Talk To You Later

TTYS

Talk To You Soon

TYVM

Thank You Very Much

unPC

unPolitically Correct

WAG

Wild Ass Guess

WB

Welcome Back

WEG

Wicked Evil Grin

WIIWD

What It Is We Do

WTF R U ?

Who The Fuck Are You?

WTF?

What The Fuck?

WTG

Way To Go!

WTH

What/Who The Heck

WTLOB

Watch "The Life of Brian"

WWDWIIWD

When We Do What It Is We Do

WYSIWYG

What You See Is What You Get

YBS

You'll Be Sorry

YBS

You'll Be Sorry

YG

Young Gentleman

YGWYPF

You Get What You Pay For

YL

Young Lady

YM

Young Man

YMMV

Your Mileage May Vary